My Effing Life

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

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it always happens.

lmfao.

my grandma.

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Ever wake up some days and realize you just do not give a FUCK what happens that day? Yeah, same here. Today I woke up and realized - today… is one of those days. I have not given a single fuck today whatsoever. Like I really just wanted to go to the park, lay down in the grass, and listen to music all afternoon staring up at the sky or whatever. 

basically me in a nutshell

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Ok - fuck my original wedding idea, I want this!!!

iamkurisu:

Victorian Steampunk Themed Wedding

Holy shit. This rules.

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So… I walked into the bathroom at work today to go and take a leak. There are only two urinals and there is a wall between the two so that dudes can’t look at your junk. There is a guy at one of the two urinals, and the other one is free. Now, normally, I wouldn’t think twice and just go to the free urinal and take my piss. But I noticed that he was wearing a sweater. For some reason it pissed me off so much that I went into a stall to pee instead. 

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#RealTalkSon

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Ira Glass wrote this and he is smart.

so many truths!

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Le truth.

Ok, let’s be serious for a second - life really isn’t all that bad.

• You have all of your limbs
• You’re able to breathe on your own
• You don’t have any kids (that you know of)
• You still have most of your taste buds
• You still go to the bathroom when you want to and not because you have no bladder control

If you fit all of these categories than guess what - your life is AWESOME!!!

Or, if you are ALIVE then I guess you’re doing pretty well, aren’t you?

I hate how people say that life sucks when - guess what - you still don’t want to kill yourself and you get to see the sun every day! 

Relax people - sit back and enjoy the fact that your heart is still beating. Give it a listen for a minute. Go ahead - I’ll wait. 

See - sounds good, doesn’t it. That’s what life sounds like: good.

Hey All, 

Hope you had a great holiday! (Whether it was Christmas, Hanukah - or even Kwanza to the last of you die-hards out there. Haven’t celebrated Kwanza in years…)

Mine was pretty good. I managed to get a new laptop and some underwear so that’s cool!

New Year’s could have been better, but I think moving on and trying to make yourself better is a part of New Year’s so I’m going to let bygones be bygones and focus on what’s in front of me instead of what’s behind me.

This year I’ve got a lot to do. I have to organize SpringFest NY with the rest of my eboard (and for those who don’t know SpringFest is an awesome, FREE anime convention in NYC. You can check us out at polyanimesociety.com, register to be a panelist, artist or vendor at springfestny.com, or join our Facebook group at facebook.com/PolyAnimeSociety). There’s my senior project that I want to do in order to graduate in May. And then there’s my New Year’s Resolutions - which is kind of why you started to read this anyway.

So here goes: